You walk down to the teachers lounge. You open the door to the refrigerator and notice that it has not been cleaned for several months. Your stomach rumbles again. All you can think about is food. You fumble through moldy bread, brown lettuce, stinky cheese, and old can of soda. You see some baloney at the back of the fridge that looks eatable.

You decide to make a baloney sandwich.

or

You decide to close the fridge and order a pizza from the phone in the office.